My list of story lines - patented
Okay, not so much story lines, but rather details....
A mother, married already 4 times, who can't seem to remember the name of her fifth husband.
A son who announces his imminent release from jail with "change of address cards"
A father, brilliant, yet bumbling at times. He decides one day to repave the driveway, using the car as a steamroller to set the gravel. Back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, backkkk an' fortthhhhhhhh.
A black sheep cousin who lives in Arizona - waiter by day, host of a astrological cable access show by night. He calls himself "astro-fag" and make plentiful use of chiffon and back-lighting. "The cards tell me that there's a big ole planet moving into your galaxy. Well, my goodness, can you believe it's uranus?"
A mother, married already 4 times, who can't seem to remember the name of her fifth husband.
A son who announces his imminent release from jail with "change of address cards"
A father, brilliant, yet bumbling at times. He decides one day to repave the driveway, using the car as a steamroller to set the gravel. Back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, backkkk an' fortthhhhhhhh.
A black sheep cousin who lives in Arizona - waiter by day, host of a astrological cable access show by night. He calls himself "astro-fag" and make plentiful use of chiffon and back-lighting. "The cards tell me that there's a big ole planet moving into your galaxy. Well, my goodness, can you believe it's uranus?"
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