Somethings I MUST write
Dag, I gotta write this. Otherwise this shiz-nit is going to burn me up and I only got room for some loves in me life.
Okay, what the freaking, frickety, frack does Cock bite think he is doing, going on-line on Match.com and using as his primary picture, the one picture that we took together? I mean, isn't there some sort of proprietary interest that I maintain in this image - particularly since I happen to be standing next to him, and presumably because I was the reason he was smiling so generously and most certainly because I provided the very place in which the image was taken.... (Oh yeah, he's not going to anymore cool film parties.)
Damn - Part of me wants to call him uncircumcised ass up and unleash hell. I mean, yeah, go for it , move on, (heck I was even on the same damn website myself) but just don't use that picure. Consolation is that it just goes to underline how freaking unbelievable out of touch he is, and that pretty much every other female in the city would agree with me.
The other part of me is highly upset that one moment he is declaring he just thinks he probably is going to be a loner for the rest of his life and then there he is there very next moment. Trying to troll for the ladies (well, guess what girls, he might bring some interesting traits to the table, but he's not.............. alone. He's plus one, if you get my drift - see paragraph 3 for a hint.
Okay, that felt good and I just might come back to add more.
Well, I gotta go watch "Will and Grace" - Lee Majors is guest starring and he is only trumped by Tom Selleck.
PS: Today I explored the possibilities of visiting a certain voodoo doctor in the Bronx - thanks to a gracious tip by my boss's sister's, sister in law's hostkeeper.
Okay, what the freaking, frickety, frack does Cock bite think he is doing, going on-line on Match.com and using as his primary picture, the one picture that we took together? I mean, isn't there some sort of proprietary interest that I maintain in this image - particularly since I happen to be standing next to him, and presumably because I was the reason he was smiling so generously and most certainly because I provided the very place in which the image was taken.... (Oh yeah, he's not going to anymore cool film parties.)
Damn - Part of me wants to call him uncircumcised ass up and unleash hell. I mean, yeah, go for it , move on, (heck I was even on the same damn website myself) but just don't use that picure. Consolation is that it just goes to underline how freaking unbelievable out of touch he is, and that pretty much every other female in the city would agree with me.
The other part of me is highly upset that one moment he is declaring he just thinks he probably is going to be a loner for the rest of his life and then there he is there very next moment. Trying to troll for the ladies (well, guess what girls, he might bring some interesting traits to the table, but he's not.............. alone. He's plus one, if you get my drift - see paragraph 3 for a hint.
Okay, that felt good and I just might come back to add more.
Well, I gotta go watch "Will and Grace" - Lee Majors is guest starring and he is only trumped by Tom Selleck.
PS: Today I explored the possibilities of visiting a certain voodoo doctor in the Bronx - thanks to a gracious tip by my boss's sister's, sister in law's hostkeeper.
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