Somethings I MUST write

Dag, I gotta write this. Otherwise this shiz-nit is going to burn me up and I only got room for some loves in me life.

Okay, what the freaking, frickety, frack does Cock bite think he is doing, going on-line on Match.com and using as his primary picture, the one picture that we took together? I mean, isn't there some sort of proprietary interest that I maintain in this image - particularly since I happen to be standing next to him, and presumably because I was the reason he was smiling so generously and most certainly because I provided the very place in which the image was taken.... (Oh yeah, he's not going to anymore cool film parties.)

Damn - Part of me wants to call him uncircumcised ass up and unleash hell. I mean, yeah, go for it , move on, (heck I was even on the same damn website myself) but just don't use that picure. Consolation is that it just goes to underline how freaking unbelievable out of touch he is, and that pretty much every other female in the city would agree with me.

The other part of me is highly upset that one moment he is declaring he just thinks he probably is going to be a loner for the rest of his life and then there he is there very next moment. Trying to troll for the ladies (well, guess what girls, he might bring some interesting traits to the table, but he's not.............. alone. He's plus one, if you get my drift - see paragraph 3 for a hint.

Okay, that felt good and I just might come back to add more.

Well, I gotta go watch "Will and Grace" - Lee Majors is guest starring and he is only trumped by Tom Selleck.

PS: Today I explored the possibilities of visiting a certain voodoo doctor in the Bronx - thanks to a gracious tip by my boss's sister's, sister in law's hostkeeper.

Some excellent oldies but goodies

"Bright Eyes"
"Bette Davis Eyes"
"Sexual Healing"
"Buttercup"
"Let the River Run" Carly Simon
"Working for the weekend"
"Pour some sugar on me" Def Leopard
"I think we're alone now" - Tiffany - yes.... I wrote that.


Most of these need attribution - only time is needed.....

Get your mind around this shit...

Regarding the recent trend of people inking themselves with Asian characters - "peace", "strength", "wisdom", etc. What are the chances that there are a good number of Asian people deciding to go with Western phrases? Slim, but let's yet ponder the possibilites:

"Clay Aiken"
"Bite here, Marv Albert"
"Nascar"
"I'm a Fan-ilow"
"Bootylicious"
"Bernie Goetz - Subway Vigilante"

Somehow the sentiments, the glorious achievements and knowledge culled throughout centuries of a culture's existence, fail to emerge.

My list of story lines - patented

Okay, not so much story lines, but rather details....

A mother, married already 4 times, who can't seem to remember the name of her fifth husband.
A son who announces his imminent release from jail with "change of address cards"
A father, brilliant, yet bumbling at times. He decides one day to repave the driveway, using the car as a steamroller to set the gravel. Back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, backkkk an' fortthhhhhhhh.
A black sheep cousin who lives in Arizona - waiter by day, host of a astrological cable access show by night. He calls himself "astro-fag" and make plentiful use of chiffon and back-lighting. "The cards tell me that there's a big ole planet moving into your galaxy. Well, my goodness, can you believe it's uranus?"

My thoughts to London

Oh, how terrible to know that another country has had such an experience. My thoughts to you all there - to those who experienced it directly, as well as everyone else.

Sadness can sometimes be hypnotizing.